My weird dream

The other night I had this really weird dream.  

It was super windy outside.

Like, so windy that I could stand up and lean all the way back without falling over

(like in the Matrix when they're dodging bullets)

Anyway, I'm all leaning back and then the wind pushed me down the driveway and around in the street and I'm totally having fun with it when I look down and see that my stomach is showing a little, and it is hairy.

WHAT THE CRAP?!

So I get all embarrassed and run into the house and everybody that I passed was all, um, you need to shave.

So I get inside and I shaved my stomach, all weirded out about even having hair on my stomach when I lifted up my shirt to find that my ENTIRE chest was all covered with hair.  All manly gross.

I pulled the hairs out and I swear they were like 5 inches long.

So then I woke up.

Super grossed out.

Yesterday HRC called to tell me the results from my estrogen level test.

15.4

I think I had that dream because my body thought I was turning into a man since my estrogen levels were so low, hahaha.