Dear So and So

Today I am going to do a Dear So and So post.... the things I really wanted to but refrained myself from saying.

Dear Parents of the child that keeps screaming and running around,
I understand that it must be very difficult to be a parent and take your child to the grocery store with you... but grocery shopping is my me time and I really need you to silence your kid because he is seriously disturbing the peace.
Sincerely,
Frusturated in Produce

Dear Person that is never on time,
I realize that sometimes people run late because they were up too late so they slept though their alarm or something comes up last second that needs to be attended to... but it's starting to get ridiculous because now you are late every single day.  I have to just stand there and wait because I don't want to get into anything and then have you show up because then you're waiting on me, so instead I just wait.  Wasting perfectly good time.  I know it's because you were out partying last night and only got 3 hours of sleep.  Do you remember that you are 30 years old and that you shouldn't party like a 20 year old anymore?  ... I don't think you do.
Sincerely
Act your age

Dear Stomach,
Please let me know what I need to do in order to make you flat.  And please let what I need to do include eating french fries because they are my favorite and I don't know how I can live without them... and ice cream too.
Sincerely
Me

Alright, I think that's good for today.  If you have any Dear So and So's please share them!  I think they're super fun to read! :)