The grass really is greener

Dear AT&T Wireless,
We've been together for quite some time now.  You were one of the first real commitments that I ever had.  You've always treated me pretty good.  You were with me through good times and bad.  But sometimes you decided to drop my conversations like they weren't worth listening to and that would bum me out...  for the most part though you've always had my back.  That is, until I moved to California.  You won't let me talk in the house anymore, I have to go all the way to the street.  Our relationship has turned static and I hate it.  So for this I am leaving you.  I bid you farewell.  Thank you for the last eight years.  I'll never forget you.
Love,
Jessica

Dear Verizon,
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for letting me talk wherever I want.  Especially in my house.
Love,
Jessica

P.S. This phone is A-mazing!!! :)